Office of Forms & Redundancy

Department of Unnecessary Websites

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Document Archive · Cabinet 000

Official Department Forms

Select the form that most closely resembles the administrative burden you wish to create.

  1. FORM 0001

    Request for a Reason

    Request an official explanation for the Department’s continued existence.

    Open form
  2. FORM 0002

    Application to Discontinue Reading This Website

    Apply for permission to depart this internet property.

    Open form
  3. FORM 0003

    Notice of Intent to Do Nothing

    Register a planned period of certified inactivity.

    Open form
  4. FORM 0004

    Appeal of Previous Denial of Nothing

    Seek review of an adverse decision that was never issued.

    Open form

Form 0005 is in Form 0005 — P.J.W.