Department Commences Operations
The Department has opened its doors. The doors remain decorative.
Records Office & Bureau of Pointless Statistics
Records, Notices & Budget
Public reading room
Documents selected for public inspection because no one requested them.
| Departmental expenditure | Amount |
|---|---|
| Website operations | $0 |
| Stationery | $0 |
| Executive compensation | $0 |
| Ceremonial ribbon-cutting | $4,700,000 requested |
| Total approved funding | $0 |
“The Department is pleased to announce that its funding request has been rejected for the first consecutive year.”
The Department has opened its doors. The doors remain decorative.
All unnecessary records shall be retained until they become necessary, at which point they will be misplaced.
No program reductions are anticipated because no programs were funded.